Being a woman is worse than being a farmer - there is so much harvesting and crop spraying to be done: legs to be waxed, underarms shaved, eyebrows plucked, feet pumiced, skin exfoliated and moisturized, spots cleansed, roots dyed, eyelashes tinted, nails filed, cellulite massaged, stomach muscles exercised. The whole performance is so highly tuned you only need to neglect it for a few days for the whole thing to go to seed.
Helen Fielding "Bridget Jones's Diary"
czwartek, 5 grudnia 2013
Smells like Christmas spirit vol.1
Świąteczne piosenki z rockowym pazurem - wiadomo, najlepiej brzmią w grudniu.
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